605 BAINBRIDGE DRIVE, BRANDON, FL 33511

Looking for two spacious bedrooms, two and a half bathrooms, and just enough room to preserve your sanity, enjoy some privacy, or even host family and friends (if you're into that sort of thing)? Whether you're downsizing, upgrading, or just need a large extra bedroom to doom-scroll TikTok while your situationship loads the dishwasher like a feral two-year-old — you’ll find it here. In 2023, this beauty got a new roof (aka sky armor), fresh interior paint (so your walls no longer match your existential dread), and a full electric panel replacement — inside and out — for a proper power glow-up. There’s a dog park so your pup can live their best life while you work through your social anxiety and a community pool for showing off your “I go to the gym sometimes” body. When you've hit your social limit, retreat to the screened lanai — perfect for sipping wine, pretending to read, and silently judging your neighbors from a safe, bug-free distance. Yes, it’s a quiet neighborhood. Like “did the rapture happen?” quiet. Perfect for working from home, napping your way into REM cycles, or finally hearing yourself think. You're about 2,500 steps from securing a Publix Pub Sub (IYKYK) — and 2,500 steps back to walk it off. So go ahead, dust off that Fitbit from 2015 and finally give it something to do besides reminding you you’ve been “inactive for 3 hours.” Costco, Sam’s Club, Target, and I-75 are all within 3 miles — and since you're not getting hit with any HOA special assessments and a Low monthly HOA fee, you can afford the 48-pack of paper towels and the kayak you swear you’ll use. Come see it. Bring snacks. Maybe your dog. Definitely your sense of humor.